Phantom Lice

I have had them before and I have them again… Phantom Lice. This morning one of mine came up and said, “in about an hour, I need to go to the nurse because my grandma thinks I have lice.” 

I said, “how about you go now…” 

Now I have phantom lice and cannot stop itching my head. I scratched all day today. I am 99.99% sure I do not have actual lice in my hair but I think I will have the nurse check tomorrow morning anyway. 

Oh the joys of working with kids…